{"id":7318,"date":"2014-08-12T23:58:27","date_gmt":"2014-08-12T11:58:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/?p=7318"},"modified":"2014-08-13T19:01:01","modified_gmt":"2014-08-13T07:01:01","slug":"beer-baroness-unite-pale-ale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2014\/08\/12\/beer-baroness-unite-pale-ale\/","title":{"rendered":"Beer Baroness ‘Unite’ Pale Ale \u2014 at a Moa Tap Takeover"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Beer<\/a>
Beer Baroness & Pink Boots ‘Unite’ Pale Ale<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Feminism, as they say, is1<\/sup><\/a><\/a> the radical idea that women are people too<\/em>. By very simple extension, women can be beer enthusiasts, bar owners, beer writers, and brewers. There’s a lot more to say on the subject, obviously, but it’s not really my gig to hold forth given my obvious lack of lived experience \u2014\u00a0a Very Special Podcast Episode was recorded this weekend\u00a0which will probably elaborate thereon, instead, and that<\/em> reminded me about\u00a0this<\/em> tasty beer and its\u00a0somewhat-unusual context.<\/p>\n

LBQ \u2014 that is to say, Little Beer Quarter<\/a>; a well-established bar here in town which happens to be owned by women \u2014 was hosting a mini-tap-takeover by Moa, a company with something of a well-deserved reputation of boorish, sexist and otherwise-bigoted marketing. The high-water mark, such as it is,2<\/sup><\/a><\/a> was perhaps their relentlessly shitty IPO document<\/a>, but their offenses\u00a0\u2014 both stunningly\u00a0major and perplexingly minor<\/a> \u2014 would probably be just too depressingly exhausting to fully catalogue.\u00a0Their outright dismissal of women as potential consumers (nevermind investors or just non-ornaments<\/em>) sees them fail at the earliest possible moral hurdle and earned Moa\u00a0a spot on my own personal (and mercifully short) Boycott List.<\/p>\n

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Amended signage at LBQ \u2014 editing down Moa’s dickish “Finally, something drinkable…” slogan<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

The tension here \u2014 that between the character of the bar and of the brewery3<\/sup><\/a><\/a> \u2014 was noted a fair amount online, with many surprised that LBQ would give Moa the oxygen, after freely taking (gentle) jabs before. Personally, it was admittedly gratifying to be reminded that I wasn’t alone in holding a grudge. A lot of people will independently bring up their history of appalling marketing and cite it as a reason for not buying their beer, skipping their offering at a festival, or not going to an event of theirs.\u00a0We are, after all, enjoying a preposterous embarrassment of riches in our options\u00a0in the beer world, so it’s relatively easy to boycott something for over a year and not really feel like you’re missing out at all. Consumer choice wide enough allows consumer judgement on any criteria they feel like applying \u2014 which is precisely<\/em>\u00a0how things should be. Moa, it has to be said,\u00a0had\u00a0been keeping their heads relatively<\/em> low, lately;4<\/sup><\/a><\/a>\u00a0it looks like they thought they could just slink away from their prior bullshit and have everyone quietly forget about it \u2014 and it looks like they were wrong<\/em>. Re-starting with a\u00a0sincere “we screwed\u00a0up\u00a0\u2014\u00a0we acted gross, and we’re not going to do it again; we’re actually mostly going to get out of the way and let the beer speak for itself” could do a lot.5<\/sup><\/a><\/a>\u00a0They’ve conspicuously failed to make any kind of attempt in that direction, and that’s unfortunate for all concerned.<\/p>\n

And maybe LBQ were still giving them a nudge in the ribs even as they hosted this perhaps-premature event, because on the afternoon of the takeover, they announced that they’d tapped a keg of the Beer Baroness-brewed edition of ‘Unite’ Pale Ale, the International Women’s Day collaboration beer<\/a>. So\u00a0I had that,\u00a0for my own point-making circumstantial reasons, but I’ll eagerly have it again for its inherent deliciousness because it was just splendid. Nice how that works out, sometimes. A zippy little sessionable pale ale, it was very much My Thing \u2014 and a fresh batch is reputedly On The Way.\u00a0The titular Baroness is Ava Wilson<\/a>, who is also the manager of the ridiculously wonderful Pomeroy’s Pub, convenor for the NZ chapter of the Pink Boots Society<\/a> (soon to have its inaugural meeting<\/a>, and the mothership of which organised the global brewday<\/a>), seminar-wrangler for the Great Kiwi Beer Festival, and an all-round superawesome individual. If you, like Moa’s marketing suits, live in the same country as Ava and you still don’t think women could be “beer people” then I submit that you are an ignorant retrograde.<\/p>\n

I would at least hope<\/em> \u2014 in a rare fit of optimism \u2014 that the craft beer ‘community’ was on the whole a welcoming, safe, and enjoyable place for women to be.\u00a0Better than ‘the average’\u00a0(non-beer bars and festivals, the public at large..?), maybe, somehow. But it’s a long way from perfect, and every awful bit of sexist branding<\/a>,\u2020<\/sup><\/a><\/a> all the tired old stereotypes and presumptions that never quite die (see, e.g., how often people think “girly beer” might actually be a category,\u00a0and what it’d consist in,\u00a0and why), and every crappy bit of treatment women still endure in bars \u2014 they’re all\u00a0worth calling out and resisting.\u00a0So yes, among my self-chosen descriptors, I’ll wear “feminist”6<\/sup><\/a><\/a> as happily as I\u00a0do\u00a0“beer geek”.<\/p>\n

\"Diary<\/a>
Diary III entry #24: Beer Baroness ‘Unite’ Pale Ale<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Original notes:<\/strong> Beer Baronness ‘Unite’ Pale Ale 17\/7\/14 @ LBQ, amid a Moa tap takeover, so at least partially for irony + point-making. But the thing itself hardly needs an excuse; really nicely zippy + zesty hoppy little 4% thing. Not hugely weather-appropriate, but the bar is super cozy anyway. Lots of interesting reactions to this event, but my take is just that it’s premature. Apologetic fronting-up,\u00a0then<\/span> the charm offensive and re-focus on the beer.<\/p>\n

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<\/a>1:<\/strong> If I felt like quibbling \u2014 and, let’s face it, I basically always do \u2014 I’d say “begins with” rather than “is”. But it’s a damn fine slogan, and at least damn close to the mark.\u00a0\u2191<\/a><\/span>
\n<\/a>2:<\/strong> With “water” in a decidedly euphemistic sense, let’s say.\u00a0\u2191<\/a><\/span>
\n<\/a>3:<\/strong> “…or at least its marketing department”, as the usual caveat goes \u2014 including from me (e.g., footnote 1 in my post on the IPO itself<\/a>). And while it is true that the beers range from fine<\/em> to great<\/em><\/a> and the brewer himself is indeed a lovely chap, there comes a point where something goes on long enough and everyone involved really is at least a little bit culpable by association.\u00a0\u2191<\/a><\/span>
\n<\/a>4:<\/strong> Well, other than hiring Shane Warne to front their product in Australia<\/a>. Which makes little goddamn\u00a0sense for several reasons, not least of which the boofhead reputation he’s transparently struggling to shake. Against their otherwise softly-softly tactics of late, I’m pretty much at a loss to explain that<\/em> one. Perhaps it’s a mistake to try to attribute a rationality behind it at all; it might just show\u00a0their instincts.\u00a0\u2191<\/a><\/span>
\n<\/a>5:<\/strong> Just because someone will always come along and set a worse example, I suppose it’s at least a relief they aren’t just trying to obliviate their past misdeeds and erase them from the record (except for one example that we’ll get to later…) \u2014 unlike WilliamsWarn, whose foray into #everydaysexism was made all the sadder<\/a> for their reaction to criticism. \u2191<\/a><\/span>
\n<\/a>6:<\/strong>\u00a0Simplicter<\/em>. I was in the habit of saying “~ ally”, but I’ve lately been convinced otherwise<\/a>.\u00a0\u2191<\/a><\/span>
\n<\/a>\u2020:<\/strong> Coincidentally, in the inadvertent extra delay in getting this online, the guys at the Ale Of A Time podcast uploaded an episode wherein they also address the sexist branding \/ beer-naming problem<\/a>. So at least it’s getting a little more air and pushback \u2014 though I take a stronger line than both of them.\u00a0\u2191<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Feminism, as they say, is1 the radical idea that women are people too. By very simple extension, women can be beer enthusiasts, bar owners, beer writers, and brewers. 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