{"id":6548,"date":"2013-12-23T23:55:12","date_gmt":"2013-12-23T10:55:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/?p=6548"},"modified":"2013-12-30T19:59:53","modified_gmt":"2013-12-30T06:59:53","slug":"station-ident-beached","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2013\/12\/23\/station-ident-beached\/","title":{"rendered":"Station Ident: Beached"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_6549\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6549\" style=\"width: 1024px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Beached-as-bro.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox[6548]\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"6549\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2013\/12\/23\/station-ident-beached\/beached-as-bro\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Beached-as-bro.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1024,466\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Disappearing handrails at Dee Why beach, Sydney (23 December 2012)\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Disappearing handrails at Dee Why beach, Sydney&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Beached-as-bro.jpg\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6549\" alt=\"Disappearing handrails at Dee Why beach, Sydney\" src=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Beached-as-bro.jpg\" width=\"1024\" height=\"466\" srcset=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Beached-as-bro.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Beached-as-bro-300x136.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6549\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Disappearing handrails at Dee Why beach, Sydney<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I&#8217;ve taken temporary refuge<a name=\"tag-beached1\"><\/a><a href=\"#fn-beached1\"><sup>1<\/sup><\/a> in a country so emphatically beachy<a name=\"tag-beached-dagger\"><a href=\"#fn-beached-dagger\"><sup>\u2020<\/sup><\/a>\u00a0that it resists any attempts us monkeys make to lay infrastructure on the shore. There&#8217;s always plenty of &#8220;research&#8221; to be done while I&#8217;m here \u2014 I can confirm, for example, that Toohey&#8217;s Extra Dry (&#8220;Ted&#8221;, to its friends) <i>does<\/i> have <a href=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2013\/11\/23\/everything-in-its-right-place\/\" target=\"_blank\">contexts in which it&#8217;s perfectly fine and lovely<\/a>,<a name=\"tag-beached2\"><\/a><a href=\"#fn-beached2\"><sup>2<\/sup><\/a> and that the Murray&#8217;s bar in Manly has <a href=\"http:\/\/www.beerandbrewer.com\/_blog\/News\/post\/murrays-to-rubber-duckie-to-yardarm-taphouse-manly-nsw-new-beer-bar-with-reuse-from-reverse-garbage\/\" target=\"_blank\">morphed significantly<\/a> since my last visit (though not obviously to the worse, at all). More-exotic explorations to follow, and possibly also some things to upload here while I&#8217;m away, since we have a podcast in the bag and I&#8217;ve got several drafts (some ranty, some rapturous) I may find time to hack away at.<\/p>\n<p>But mostly it&#8217;s a holiday, in that particular time of year rich with people-to-see and plenty of food and all sorts of idiosyncratic traditions. I&#8217;ve just indulged in one of mine, re-watching <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Strike_(Seinfeld)\" target=\"_blank\">Seinfeld&#8217;s &#8216;The Strike&#8217; episode<\/a>,<a name=\"tag-beached3\"><\/a><a href=\"#fn-beached3\"><sup>3<\/sup><\/a> and so should take the time to with you all a happy Festivus and a bloody marvellous holiday season all round. Since I always used to work right through what everyone else called &#8220;the break&#8221;; I always have to ask that everyone be especially nice to their bar staff and everyone else who keeps the world ticking over \u2014 and if you <em>are<\/em> one of\u00a0those people, I hope you have a munter-free and convivial week. Stay safe and as stress-free as possible, and may there be plenty of lovely beers \u2014 to have, and to give. Cheers!<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><a name=\"fn-beached-dagger\"><\/a><strong>\u2020:<\/strong> Indeed, it occurs to me \u2014 closer to the writing of <a title=\"'Small, but Perfectly Formed'\" href=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2013\/12\/30\/small-but-perfectly-formed\/\" target=\"_blank\">this post<\/a> rather than (you know) <em>this one<\/em>, hence the un-numbered footnote \u2014 that I&#8217;m in a town that&#8217;s basically built on\u00a0<em>fossilised beach<\/em>. The sandstone around here, a sprawling coastal metropolis very-fond of carving motorways about the place, is gorgeous.\u00a0<a href=\"#tag-beached-dagger\">\u2191<\/a><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: small;\"><a name=\"fn-beached1\"><\/a><strong>1:<\/strong> If you can call it that. Given my <a href=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2010\/09\/30\/tuatara-ardennes-2\/\" target=\"_blank\">kegtris-technician<\/a> cold-weather constitution and the heatwave Sydney&#8217;s having, a lot of effort has to go into simply not spotaneously combusting.\u00a0<a href=\"#tag-beached1\">\u2191<\/a><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: small;\"><a name=\"fn-beached2\"><\/a><strong>2:<\/strong> It&#8217;ll come as no great shock that these mostly involve a) extremes of temperature outside and b) Ted&#8217;s prior existence in the fridge.\u00a0<a href=\"#tag-beached2\">\u2191<\/a><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: small;\"><a name=\"fn-beached3\"><\/a><strong>3:<\/strong> <em>No bagel no bagel no bagel<\/em>.\u00a0<a href=\"#tag-beached3\">\u2191<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve taken temporary refuge1 in a country so emphatically beachy\u2020\u00a0that it resists any attempts us monkeys make to lay infrastructure on the shore. There&#8217;s always plenty of &#8220;research&#8221; to be done while I&#8217;m here \u2014 I can confirm, for example, that Toohey&#8217;s Extra Dry (&#8220;Ted&#8221;, to its friends) does have contexts in which it&#8217;s perfectly &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2013\/12\/23\/station-ident-beached\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Station Ident: Beached<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[35],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6548","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-meta"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6548","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6548"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6548\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6694,"href":"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6548\/revisions\/6694"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6548"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6548"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6548"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}