{"id":4187,"date":"2012-06-15T00:37:37","date_gmt":"2012-06-14T12:37:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/?p=4187"},"modified":"2012-06-15T00:37:37","modified_gmt":"2012-06-14T12:37:37","slug":"gabs-paddle-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2012\/06\/15\/gabs-paddle-2\/","title":{"rendered":"GABS Paddle #2: Random Favourites"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_4275\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4275\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/GABS-2012-Tasting-Paddle-n2.1.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox[4187]\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"4275\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2012\/06\/15\/gabs-paddle-2\/gabs-2012-tasting-paddle-n2-1\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/GABS-2012-Tasting-Paddle-n2.1.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"800,600\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;Picasa&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Tasting Paddle #2 (GABS at the Exhibition Building, 13 May 2012)\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Tasting Paddle #2&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/GABS-2012-Tasting-Paddle-n2.1.jpg\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-4275\" title=\"Tasting Paddle #2 (GABS at the Exhibition Building, 13 May 2012)\" src=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/GABS-2012-Tasting-Paddle-n2.1-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Tasting Paddle #2\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/GABS-2012-Tasting-Paddle-n2.1-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/GABS-2012-Tasting-Paddle-n2.1.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4275\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Tasting Paddle #2<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>The final Sunday-afternoon session of GABS was considerably lower-key than the ones which came before. There were fewer attendees (a shade less than the Friday afternoon session, perhaps would-be visitors were off being dutiful offspring for Mother&#8217;s Day), and the whole machine of the thing was running with now-practiced smoothness such that I, an early duties \/ backup volunteer had a particularly-early knockoff. Time, then \u2014 this not being rocket science \u2014 for a beer or several.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Diary II entry #212: GABS Paddle #1: Everything \u2264 4.5% ABV\" href=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2012\/05\/20\/gabs-paddle-1\/\" target=\"_blank\">My first paddle was everything I could find from the &#8216;sessionable&#8217; weight class<\/a> of \u2264 4.5% ABV \u2014 I inadvertently overlooked the sixth on offer, Moo Brew&#8217;s &#8216;Belgo&#8217;, but I&#8217;ll get to that\u00a0<em>next<\/em>\u00a0\u2014 and for my second set of five, I decided simply to round up the beers from places I knew and was fond of for one reason or other. It did wind up rather a rag-tag collection, style-wise (though skewing heavily &#8216;Belgian&#8217;), and a sensible drinking order took some figuring-out, again. But I think I managed it; this was a fun little ride.<\/p>\n<p>Starting with <strong>Bridge Road&#8217;s &#8216;God Save the Lager&#8217;<\/strong>\u00a0was daunting \u2014 since it&#8217;s a\u00a07.5% Imperial Pilsner and I hadn&#8217;t really eaten breakfast before heading in to town \u2014 but made the most sense, style-wise. A return to tasting paddles made it re-obvious that a little \/ warmish \/ plastic sample only ever gives you a <em>hint<\/em>\u00a0of a beer&#8217;s real character, but \u2018G.S.T.L.\u2019 seemed a nudge drier and &#8216;spicier&#8217; than <a title=\"'Epic LARGER', on Beer for a Year (since I don't have it in my own Diary -- and everyone should read more Alice!)\" href=\"http:\/\/beerforayear.wordpress.com\/2011\/12\/14\/128-epic-larger\/\" target=\"_blank\">Epic&#8217;s &#8216;LARGER&#8217;<\/a> \u2014 though it definitely shared the element of being potentially <em>very dangerous indeed<\/em>. Also, &#8220;Imperial Pilsner&#8221; seems now to be well and truly <em>a thing<\/em>; it&#8217;ll be interesting to see how it goes, as a (sub-)style. Then,\u00a0<strong>Doctor&#8217;s Orders &#8216;Plasma&#8217; White IPA<\/strong>\u00a0looked to be an obvious second, and shares the quality of having a style-name with an unexpected adjective in front of it. But really, where else to go, after <a title=\"Diary II entry #70: Deschutes 'Hop in the Dark'\" href=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2011\/03\/03\/deschutes-hop-in-the-dark\/\" target=\"_blank\">Black IPA<\/a>,<sup>1<\/sup> <a title=\"Diary II entry #24: 8 Wired 'Tall Poppy'\" href=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2010\/10\/13\/8-wired-tall-poppy-india-red-ale\/\" target=\"_blank\">Red IPA<\/a> and good old-fashioned \u2014 what do we even call it, now? \u2014 Regular \/ Middlingly-Brown IPA. The hazy-and-pale body makes you think &#8220;white&#8221; in Belgian-Wit-esque way, and the hops come through with enjoyably-peculiar notes that made me wish I&#8217;d given it a proper-glass try. I&#8217;ve had <em>many<\/em>\u00a0glasses of Doctor&#8217;s Orders &#8216;Iron Lung&#8217; <em>black pilsner<\/em>, so he&#8217;s got an obvious fondness for the stylistic colour-curveball and certainly seems to have the knack.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d had a little sip of the <strong>&#8216;Bob&#8217;s Farmhouse Ale&#8217; from\u00a0Murray&#8217;s<\/strong>\u00a0<a title=\"Diary II entry #213: GABS Glass #1: Garage Project 'Double Day of the Dead'\" href=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2012\/05\/23\/gabs-glass-1\/\" target=\"_blank\">when I understudy-hosted the \u2018Beerista\u2019 seminar<\/a> during Friday night&#8217;s session but it was all a little lost in my personal bewilderment and hurry. It was, at this more-civilised pace, <em>delicious<\/em>. Cleverly named for both their original location (before they moved the brewery to a headland North of Newcastle and put a charming little pub on Manly Beach) and its super-saison(ish) style, it&#8217;s alarmingly drinkable for its massive dose of booze, and\u00a0genuinely fun and funky while it&#8217;s at it. The <strong>Little Creatures \/ White Rabbit\u00a0&#8216;Little Rabbit&#8217;<\/strong>\u00a0that followed, however, was a little more vexing. A collaboration between <a title=\"Diary II entry #58: Little Creatures Pale Ale on Australia Day\" href=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2011\/01\/26\/little-creatures-pale-ale-on-australia-day\/\" target=\"_blank\">my long-loved Fremantle favourite<\/a> and their (<a title=\"Diary II entry #17: White Rabbit 'Dark Ale'\" href=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2010\/09\/30\/white-rabbit-dark-ale\/\" target=\"_blank\">also fondly regarded<\/a>) country cousin, it just seemed to fall well short of its promise. From the outset, it was \u2014 for its style \u2014 unsettlingly, needlessly <em>clear<\/em>\u00a0(that&#8217;s it on the far right end of my tasting paddle, above, glowing much like Bridge Road&#8217;s souped-up <em>pilsner<\/em>) and seemed <em>way<\/em>\u00a0too strong given its stated inspiration was Westmalle&#8217;s <a title=\"'Beer in Belgium: Table beer', on Wikipedia\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Beer_in_Belgium#Table_beer\" target=\"_blank\">table beer<\/a>. And even if that latter reference was just them reaching \/ being a bit generous \/ fudging things for the sake of &#8216;marketing&#8217; and standing out in the Big Book of Many Blurbs, its strength just came across as too unbalancingly\u00a0<em>hot<\/em>. It was <em>nice<\/em>, but still kinda <em>sad<\/em>, in context.<\/p>\n<p>Then finally, the black sheep of the paddle: <strong>Seven Sheds &#8216;Black Elephant&#8217;<\/strong>, which I reached <em>just<\/em>\u00a0as I noticed brewer \/ beer writer Willie Simpson on a nearby table. A few of his books were instrumental in the transitioning of me from Clueless Drinker to Something Of A Beer Geek and now \u2014 as you know, if you&#8217;ve made it this far \u2014 Part-time Beer-related Rambler. So I just had to embrace the moment of geek-out and say Hi, and am relieved to report (as I <em>always<\/em>\u00a0have been able to, so far in this industry) that he turned out to be a lovely chap and very approachable. Fittingly enough for a writer-brewed beer, the Big Book&#8217;s tasting note \u2014 &#8220;a complex riot of roasty notes&#8221; \u2014 was <em>bang on<\/em>. &#8216;Black Elephant&#8217; is apparently a blend (recipe-wise, I believe, rather than just piping two tanks together) of two Seven Sheds regulars; a Belgian strong ale (&#8216;Elephant&#8217;s Trunk&#8217;) and a spiced strong dark ale (with the throw-back-ish name &#8216;Willie Warmer&#8217;).<sup>2<\/sup> And it tasted like just that; hugeness, spice, richness and the charming eccentricity of a mad old codger in a quiet pub.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4069\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4069\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/GABS-2012-Po-Boy-and-fried-shrimp.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox[4187]\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"4069\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2012\/05\/18\/gabs-2012-day-two-and-three-photos\/gabs-2012-po-boy-and-fried-shrimp\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/GABS-2012-Po-Boy-and-fried-shrimp.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"800,600\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;Picasa&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Gumbo Kitchen Po&amp;#8217; Boy and fried shrimp (GABS at the Exhibition Building, 13 May 2012)\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Gumbo Kitchen Po&amp;#8217; Boy and fried shrimp&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/GABS-2012-Po-Boy-and-fried-shrimp.jpg\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-4069\" title=\"Gumbo Kitchen Po' Boy and fried shrimp (GABS at the Exhibition Building, 13 May 2012)\" src=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/GABS-2012-Po-Boy-and-fried-shrimp-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Gumbo Kitchen Po' Boy and fried shrimp\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/GABS-2012-Po-Boy-and-fried-shrimp-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/GABS-2012-Po-Boy-and-fried-shrimp.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4069\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Gumbo Kitchen Po&#39; Boy and fried shrimp<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Just to repeat myself, this tasting paddle was early in the Sunday session after almost no breakfast. And, <a title=\"GABS 2012: Day Two and Three Photos, with Afterthoughts\" href=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2012\/05\/18\/gabs-2012-day-two-and-three-photos\/\" target=\"_blank\">to repeat praise from my general post-GABS ponderings<\/a>, food at the festival was frequently fantastic. None moreso, to my mind, than the &#8216;Beef Debris&#8217; Po&#8217; Boys from the fine young folks at <a title=\"@gumbokitchen, on Twitter\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/gumbokitchen\" target=\"_blank\">Gumbo Kitchen<\/a>. I liked it so much I had one each day, and treated myself to <em>this<\/em>\u00a0feast (he says, gesturing sideways) for the final day. There was a fried shrimp option for the po&#8217; boy, but I could never tear myself from the sure-fire deliciousness of the beef. So I asked for a <em>side of fried shrimp<\/em>\u00a0with my sammich, resulting in a glorious pile of omnomtastic goodness. After a boozy tasting paddle and <em>this<\/em>\u00a0epic heap of endorphin-crackling delight, I had <em>quite<\/em>\u00a0the happyface firmly affixed to my skull for a good while into the afternoon.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Original Diary entry:<\/strong>\u00a0GABS Paddle #2: Random Favourites. 13\/5\/12 Happy Mothers Day. Quiet Sunday session, but a nice mood. (32) Bridge Road &#8216;God Save the Lager&#8217; (7.5% Imperial Pilsner) Spicier than &#8216;LARGER&#8217;, though temperature and plastic make comparison tricky. Nice and dry. Could be deadly. (20) Doctor&#8217;s Orders &#8216;Plasma&#8217; (7% White IPA) Nicely &#8216;white&#8217; \u2014 cloudy, pale, like a witbier \u2014 peculiar hoppy nose (but again; limitations). Nice flavourful bitterness. Would be worth a shot. (25) Murray&#8217;s &#8216;Bob&#8217;s Farmouse Ale&#8217; (9%) Pete Mitcham told me the name refers to the new location. Oak-aged, hazy + nearly as pale as #20. We had this at Beerista and it&#8217;s great fun(k). Love it. (57) Little Creatures \/ White Rabbit &#8216;Little Rabbit&#8217; (6.9% Belgian) Similar colour as prior, but unexpectedly clear. Strong, given the stated inspiration (Westmalle&#8217;s table beer), and quite &#8216;hot&#8217;. Big round fruit from Noble hops (probably). (50) Seven Sheds &#8216;Black Elephant&#8217; (7.8% Black Trappist) Willie Simpson! (Minor geek-out impending&#8230;) Fittingly, the note is bang on. &#8220;A complex riot of roasty notes.&#8221; Hell yes. Weird + good. Soy-saucy. [And he was perfectly nice about the geek-out.]<\/p>\n<div style=\"float: left; padding: 0px 10px 0px 0px;\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_4276\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4276\" style=\"width: 150px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/GABS-2012-Tasting-Paddle-n2.2.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox[4187]\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"4276\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2012\/06\/15\/gabs-paddle-2\/gabs-2012-tasting-paddle-n2-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/GABS-2012-Tasting-Paddle-n2.2.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"600,800\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;Picasa&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Tasting Paddle #2 (GABS at the Exhibition Building, 13 May 2012)\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Tasting Paddle #2&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/GABS-2012-Tasting-Paddle-n2.2.jpg\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-4276\" title=\"Tasting Paddle #2 (GABS at the Exhibition Building, 13 May 2012)\" src=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/GABS-2012-Tasting-Paddle-n2.2-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"Tasting Paddle #2\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4276\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Tasting Paddle #2<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"float: left; padding: 0px 10px 0px 0px;\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_4277\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4277\" style=\"width: 150px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Diary-2216a-GABS-Paddle-2-Random-Favourites.png\" rel=\"lightbox[4187]\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"4277\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2012\/06\/15\/gabs-paddle-2\/diary-2216a-gabs-paddle-2-random-favourites\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Diary-2216a-GABS-Paddle-2-Random-Favourites.png\" data-orig-size=\"600,851\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Diary II entry #216.1, GABS Paddle #2: Random Favourites\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Diary II entry #216.1, GABS Paddle #2: Random Favourites&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Diary-2216a-GABS-Paddle-2-Random-Favourites.png\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-4277\" title=\"Diary II entry #216.1, GABS Paddle #2: Random Favourites\" src=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Diary-2216a-GABS-Paddle-2-Random-Favourites-150x150.png\" alt=\"Diary II entry #216.1, GABS Paddle #2: Random Favourites\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4277\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Diary II entry #216.1, GABS Paddle #2: Random Favourites<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"float: left;\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_4278\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4278\" style=\"width: 150px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Diary-2216b-GABS-Paddle-2-Random-Favourites.png\" rel=\"lightbox[4187]\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"4278\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2012\/06\/15\/gabs-paddle-2\/diary-2216b-gabs-paddle-2-random-favourites\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Diary-2216b-GABS-Paddle-2-Random-Favourites.png\" data-orig-size=\"600,171\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Diary II entry #216.2, GABS Paddle #2: Random Favourites\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Diary II entry #216.2, GABS Paddle #2: Random Favourites&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Diary-2216b-GABS-Paddle-2-Random-Favourites.png\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-4278\" title=\"Diary II entry #216.2, GABS Paddle #2: Random Favourites\" src=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Diary-2216b-GABS-Paddle-2-Random-Favourites-150x150.png\" alt=\"Diary II entry #216.2, GABS Paddle #2: Random Favourites\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4278\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Diary II entry #216.2, GABS Paddle #2: Random Favourites<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><strong>1:<\/strong> There are a couple of them in my <em>Diary<\/em>\u00a0on upcoming pages \u2014 local boys Funk Estate put out a new one I&#8217;ve been liking \/ drinking a lot lately which whole-heartedly embraces the contradictory style-term \u2014 so I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;ll have a proper re-airing of the sometimes-vexed issue of &#8220;Black IPA&#8221;.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: small;\"><strong>2:<\/strong> It gets the okay, I think, simply because his <em>actual name is Willie<\/em>. Otherwise, it&#8217;d be just so appallingly worth of an entry on <a href=\"http:\/\/pumpclipparade.blogspot.co.nz\/\" target=\"_blank\">Pumpclip Parade<\/a> (well, if it had a pumpclip) \u2014 the label test even has the very Dad-joke-ish note &#8220;Guaranteed to warm the extremities&#8221;.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: x-small;\"><span style=\"line-height: 19px;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The final Sunday-afternoon session of GABS was considerably lower-key than the ones which came before. There were fewer attendees (a shade less than the Friday afternoon session, perhaps would-be visitors were off being dutiful offspring for Mother&#8217;s Day), and the whole machine of the thing was running with now-practiced smoothness such that I, an early &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2012\/06\/15\/gabs-paddle-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">GABS Paddle #2: Random Favourites<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[26,6,15,9,12,48],"class_list":["post-4187","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diary","tag-belgian","tag-pages","tag-australia","tag-lager","tag-pale-ale","tag-2012-05"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":4051,"url":"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2012\/05\/20\/gabs-paddle-1\/","url_meta":{"origin":4187,"position":0},"title":"GABS Paddle #1: Everything \u2264 4.5% ABV","author":"Phil","date":"May 20, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"As I've mentioned a few times when talking about GABS, my Friday was very\u00a0sleep-deprived; I only had two hours sleep on Thursday night -- my nocturnal nature meshes not at all\u00a0with early-morning flights -- and wound up awake for some twenty-six hours. 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Shamefully so, since it was from Moo\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Actual Diary entries&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Actual Diary entries","link":"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/category\/diary\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"Moo Brew 'Belgo'","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Moo-Brew-Belgo-225x300.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":4177,"url":"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2012\/06\/04\/gabs-glass-2\/","url_meta":{"origin":4187,"position":3},"title":"GABS Glasses #2 &#038; #3: Bright &#8216;Resistance Red&#8217; and Wig &#038; Pen &#8216;This Beer&#8217;s Not Real Craft!&#8217;","author":"Phil","date":"June 4, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"Well, there stands before you a blog-post-title-length record unlikely to be challenged for a while. 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