{"id":385,"date":"2008-05-16T00:03:33","date_gmt":"2008-05-15T12:03:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/?p=385"},"modified":"2011-03-02T15:09:40","modified_gmt":"2011-03-02T02:09:40","slug":"three-boys-porter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2008\/05\/16\/three-boys-porter\/","title":{"rendered":"Three Boys Porter"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_386\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-386\" style=\"width: 225px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Three-Boys-Porter.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox[385]\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"386\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2008\/05\/16\/three-boys-porter\/three-boys-porter\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Three-Boys-Porter.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"600,800\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Three Boys Porter (Malthouse, 16 May 2008)\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Three Boys Porter&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Three-Boys-Porter.jpg\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-386\" title=\"Three Boys Porter (Malthouse, 16 May 2008)\" src=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Three-Boys-Porter-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"Three Boys Porter\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Three-Boys-Porter-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Three-Boys-Porter.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-386\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Three Boys Porter<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><strong>Verbatim:<\/strong> Three Boys Porter. One of very-few good things about Christchurch, these  guys make a lovely few brews, and the porter is an especially good way  to end your evening.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Afterthoughts, October 2010:<\/strong> Firstly, I can&#8217;t believe I actually drank <em>something else<\/em> after the <a title=\"Diary entry #48: Orkney 'Skull Splitter'\" href=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2008\/05\/16\/orkney-skull-splitter\/\" target=\"_blank\">Skull Splitter<\/a>. No wonder I didn&#8217;t actually write anything down for this one. I probably <em>couldn&#8217;t<\/em>. Secondly, damn the lighting in this pub used to be a lot uglier (he writes, as he sits at the bar after work and tinkers with his webthing).<\/p>\n<p>But thirdly, the Porter Flood. The text on the label reads, in part:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Such was the popularity of porter in old England that legend has it townsfolk drowned when vats at a local brewery burst, flooding the streets.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Which always struck me as tosh. (And there is a lot of nonsense, in the historical &#8216;legends&#8217; surrounding beer and brewing; we&#8217;ll get to a lot of those, eventually.) But I was delighted to discover that I had under-estimated the weirdness of the world. The porter flood actually happened, just a bit more than 196 years ago in London, when the maturing tank (a behemoth of a thing, at several hundred thousand litres) burst at the Horse Shoe Brewery. The ensuing carnage claimed a few lives, and a few buildings. It must&#8217;ve been insane.<\/p>\n<p>Since the anniversary (October 17) of the event happens to be so coincidentally close to the time when I&#8217;m writing this, <a title=\"'Porter carries on through ages', Marlborough Express\" href=\"http:\/\/www.stuff.co.nz\/marlborough-express\/lifestyle\/beer\/4257219\/Porter-carries-on-through-ages\" target=\"_blank\">a useful piece<\/a> recently popped up in a local(ish) paper; it&#8217;s worth a read.<\/p>\n<p><strong>After-afterthoughts, still October, still 2010:<\/strong> I&#8217;ve stumbled upon an <em>excellent<\/em> beer blog, Zythophile, and found that the writer there has very nicely covered the story of the Flood, in a book of his and <a title=\"'What Really Happened on October 17, 1814', on Zythophile\" href=\"http:\/\/zythophile.wordpress.com\/2010\/10\/17\/so-what-really-happened-on-october-17-1814\/\" target=\"_blank\">a follow-up posting<\/a>. Even more worth a read.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Verbatim: Three Boys Porter. One of very-few good things about Christchurch, these guys make a lovely few brews, and the porter is an especially good way to end your evening. Afterthoughts, October 2010: Firstly, I can&#8217;t believe I actually drank something else after the Skull Splitter. No wonder I didn&#8217;t actually write anything down for &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2008\/05\/16\/three-boys-porter\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Three Boys Porter<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[14,29,30],"class_list":["post-385","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diary","tag-nz","tag-facebookers","tag-porter"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":741,"url":"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2010\/09\/08\/yeastie-boys-pot-kettle-black\/","url_meta":{"origin":385,"position":0},"title":"Yeastie Boys &#8216;Pot Kettle Black&#8217;","author":"Phil","date":"September 8, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"'PKB' -- as it quickly became known; the full version of the name is meant to highlight the seeming-contradiction in a beer being both hoppy and dark -- was the first Yeastie Boys release. 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But it's nice to have a \"thinking alike\" moment now and then. 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