{"id":3086,"date":"2011-05-19T00:01:20","date_gmt":"2011-05-18T12:01:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/?p=3086"},"modified":"2011-10-20T00:18:51","modified_gmt":"2011-10-19T11:18:51","slug":"townshend-st-bernards-oatmeal-stout","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2011\/05\/19\/townshend-st-bernards-oatmeal-stout\/","title":{"rendered":"Townshend &#8216;St. Bernard&#8217;s&#8217; Oatmeal Stout"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_3087\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3087\" style=\"width: 225px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Townshend-St.-Bernards-Oatmeal-Stout.jpeg\" rel=\"lightbox[3086]\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3087\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2011\/05\/19\/townshend-st-bernards-oatmeal-stout\/townshend-st-bernards-oatmeal-stout\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Townshend-St.-Bernards-Oatmeal-Stout.jpeg\" data-orig-size=\"600,800\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Townshend &amp;#8216;St. Bernard&amp;#8217;s&amp;#8217; Oatmeal Stout (Literally on the handpump at Malthouse, 19 May 2011)\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Townshend &amp;#8216;St. Bernard&amp;#8217;s&amp;#8217; Oatmeal Stout&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Townshend-St.-Bernards-Oatmeal-Stout-225x300.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Townshend-St.-Bernards-Oatmeal-Stout.jpeg\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3087\" title=\"Townshend 'St. Bernard's' Oatmeal Stout (Literally on the handpump at Malthouse, 19 May 2011)\" src=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Townshend-St.-Bernards-Oatmeal-Stout-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"Townshend 'St. Bernard's' Oatmeal Stout\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Townshend-St.-Bernards-Oatmeal-Stout-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Townshend-St.-Bernards-Oatmeal-Stout.jpeg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3087\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Townshend &#39;St. Bernard&#39;s&#39; Oatmeal Stout<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I bloody loves Oatmeal Stout, I do &#8212; especially in the winter; it&#8217;s basically the off-season equivalent of my recurring summertime <a title=\"Posts tagged 'Golden ale'\" href=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/tag\/golden-ale\/\" target=\"_blank\">Golden Ale<\/a> obsession. There is just something absurdly <em>comforting<\/em> about a good one, and I&#8217;ve been blessed by more than a few fine examples, lately, ranging from sessionable ones like this or my recent <a title=\"Diary II entry #91: Little Creatures 'Single Batch' Oatmeal Stout\" href=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2011\/04\/16\/little-creatures-single-batch-oatmeal-stout\/\" target=\"_blank\">Little Creatures &#8216;Single Batch&#8217; Oatmeal Stout<\/a>, to crazy-big things like Liberty&#8217;s &#8216;Never Go Back&#8217; (coming up in a few entries&#8217; time, spoiler alert).<\/p>\n<p>Delightfully, also, just as I was scanning this batch of <em>Diary<\/em> pages and uploading a fresh chunk of photos, my house was filled with the ridiculously-promising aroma of an oatmeal stout <em>brewing<\/em>. My flatmate has one on the go &#8212; it&#8217;s currently in the cupboard under the stairs, happily burbling away and fermenting, and is yet another reminder that I really should get back to brewing, myself. (Although if I start taking photos of and writing notes about beers I&#8217;ve made myself, everything might collapse into a singularity of weirdness &#8212; however necessary the note-taking will be, given my rubbish memory.)<\/p>\n<p>A sessionable-or-nearly-so handpulled stout is a brilliant thing on a cold evening, and this one is the closest we&#8217;ve ever come to placating our one regular who has never quite forgiven us for no longer having Invercargill&#8217;s &#8216;Pitch Black&#8217; as a permanent fixture (or even as an occasional guest; it&#8217;s been ages since we&#8217;ve had it on tap, mysteriously). I&#8217;m entirely unsure whether we&#8217;re supposed to go with the -nerd or -nard pronunciation, but that might be down to my general dislike of dogs and non-membership of any sort of tradition that gives a damn about &#8220;saints&#8221; &#8212; come to that, I&#8217;ve no real clue whether it&#8217;s named after the dogs, one of the eponymous saints, or any of <a title=\"'Saint Bernard', on Wikipedia\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Saint_Bernard\" target=\"_blank\">the other various candidates<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Martin Townshend himself was at work not long ago, in town for our\u00a0<a title=\"'The Grand Prix of IPA Challenges', on themalthouse.co.nz\" href=\"http:\/\/www.themalthouse.co.nz\/index.php\/blog\/196-the-grand-prix-of-ipa-challenges\" target=\"_blank\">&#8216;West Coast I.P.A. Challenge&#8217;<\/a>. He seemed a properly lovely chap, and that moment where you get to wander up to a brewer, shake their hand, and say &#8220;you make great beer&#8221; is always a great one. I do love that beer remains like that; you can still do that without seeming strange or fanboyish, and you&#8217;d be hard-pressed to find a brewer who&#8217;d give you a &#8220;and who the fuck are you?&#8221; look in return &#8212; they all seem genuinely chuffed to know people like what they make.<\/p>\n<p>And Townshend really can be relied upon to make lovely and likeable beer, and their old-school authenticity\u00a0appeals to a good number of our English \/ formerly-English \/ just-a-lot-of-time-in-England regulars. This stout was no exception; dry, fresh and light (with a cleanness that my weird-seeming &#8220;licking the inside of a used instant coffee jar&#8221; note attempted to convey), but still possessed of a very satisfying presence and bitterness. It didn&#8217;t last long on our taps, victim of its own success and all, but hopefully it&#8217;ll be back soon.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Verbatim:<\/strong> Townshend &#8216;St. Bernard&#8217;s&#8217; Oatmeal Stout 19\/5\/11 pint on tap @ MH. From Nigel, with Kevin et. al.. Second only to Pitch Black, we say, as a sessionable black beer. Dry, powdery &#8212; like licking the inside of a used instant coffee jar. Not at all stodgy (which isn&#8217;t to imply that stodgy is always bad, of course); surprisingly light but still rich. Satisfyingly bitter.<\/p>\n<div style=\"float: left; padding: 0px 10px 0px 0px;\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_3112\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3112\" style=\"width: 150px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Diary-2103a-Townshend-St-Bernards.png\" rel=\"lightbox[3086]\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3112\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2011\/05\/19\/townshend-st-bernards-oatmeal-stout\/diary-2103a-townshend-st-bernards\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Diary-2103a-Townshend-St-Bernards.png\" data-orig-size=\"600,280\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Diary II entry #103.1, Townshend &amp;#8216;St Bernard&amp;#8217;s&amp;#8217; Oatmeal Stout\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Diary II entry #103.1, Townshend &amp;#8216;St Bernard&amp;#8217;s&amp;#8217; Oatmeal Stout&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Diary-2103a-Townshend-St-Bernards-300x140.png\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Diary-2103a-Townshend-St-Bernards.png\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-3112\" title=\"Diary II entry #103.1, Townshend 'St Bernard's' Oatmeal Stout\" src=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Diary-2103a-Townshend-St-Bernards-150x150.png\" alt=\"Townshend 'St Bernard's' Oatmeal Stout\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3112\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Diary II entry #103.1, Townshend &#39;St Bernard&#39;s&#39; Oatmeal Stout<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"float: left;\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_3113\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3113\" style=\"width: 150px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Diary-2103b-Townshend-St-Bernards.png\" rel=\"lightbox[3086]\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3113\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2011\/05\/19\/townshend-st-bernards-oatmeal-stout\/diary-2103b-townshend-st-bernards\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Diary-2103b-Townshend-St-Bernards.png\" data-orig-size=\"600,179\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Diary II entry #103.2, Townshend &amp;#8216;St Bernard&amp;#8217;s&amp;#8217; Oatmeal Stout\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Diary II entry #103.2, Townshend &amp;#8216;St Bernard&amp;#8217;s&amp;#8217; Oatmeal Stout&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Diary-2103b-Townshend-St-Bernards-300x89.png\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Diary-2103b-Townshend-St-Bernards.png\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-3113\" title=\"Diary II entry #103.2, Townshend 'St Bernard's' Oatmeal Stout\" src=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Diary-2103b-Townshend-St-Bernards-150x150.png\" alt=\"Townshend 'St Bernard's' Oatmeal Stout\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3113\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Diary II entry #103.2, Townshend &#39;St Bernard&#39;s&#39; Oatmeal Stout<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I bloody loves Oatmeal Stout, I do &#8212; especially in the winter; it&#8217;s basically the off-season equivalent of my recurring summertime Golden Ale obsession. There is just something absurdly comforting about a good one, and I&#8217;ve been blessed by more than a few fine examples, lately, ranging from sessionable ones like this or my recent &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2011\/05\/19\/townshend-st-bernards-oatmeal-stout\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Townshend &#8216;St. Bernard&#8217;s&#8217; Oatmeal Stout<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[6,14,42,11],"class_list":["post-3086","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diary","tag-pages","tag-nz","tag-sessionable","tag-stout"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3908,"url":"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2012\/05\/09\/st-ambroise-oatmeal-stout\/","url_meta":{"origin":3086,"position":0},"title":"St. Ambroise Oatmeal Stout","author":"Phil","date":"May 9, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"My Canada Day last year then continued with this, a Quebecker Oatmeal Stout, there at my desk at home (with the Diary\u00a0itself and my rather-lovely Hashigo Zake bottle opener visible behind it, and it perched on ludicrously-extravagant Moa Beer leather-and-felt coaster). 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