{"id":17521,"date":"2015-09-28T04:40:43","date_gmt":"2015-09-27T15:40:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/?p=17521"},"modified":"2015-09-28T13:04:28","modified_gmt":"2015-09-28T00:04:28","slug":"anniversary-accidental-cellar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2015\/09\/28\/anniversary-accidental-cellar\/","title":{"rendered":"An anniversary \u2014 and an accidental cellar"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_17522\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-17522\" style=\"width: 1000px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Notes.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox[17521]\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"17522\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2015\/09\/28\/anniversary-accidental-cellar\/accidental-cellar-notes\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Notes.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1000,400\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.8&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;Phil Cook&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;Canon PowerShot G16&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1443050653&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;Creative Commons\\nAttribution-NonCommercial 3.0 NZ&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;6.1&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;80&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.4&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Notes from a cupboard census&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Notes-300x120.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Notes.jpg\" class=\"size-full wp-image-17522\" src=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Notes.jpg\" alt=\"Accidental cellar census (My house, 23 September 2015)\" width=\"1000\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Notes.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Notes-300x120.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-17522\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Notes from a cupboard census<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>The weekend was the fifth anniversary of, well,\u00a0<em>this thing<\/em>. It was Sunday<span id='easy-footnote-1-17521' class='easy-footnote-margin-adjust'><\/span><span class='easy-footnote'><a href='https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2015\/09\/28\/anniversary-accidental-cellar\/#easy-footnote-bottom-1-17521' title='&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small;&quot;&gt;Probably technically &lt;em&gt;very late Saturday&lt;\/em&gt;\u00a0on my own personal timescale.&lt;\/span&gt;'><sup>1<\/sup><\/a><\/span>\u00a0the 26th of September, 2010, when I first hit the &#8216;Publish&#8217; button <a href=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2010\/09\/26\/hello-world\/\" target=\"_blank\">on anything here<\/a>. I&#8217;ve since done so three hundred and forty times,<span id='easy-footnote-2-17521' class='easy-footnote-margin-adjust'><\/span><span class='easy-footnote'><a href='https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2015\/09\/28\/anniversary-accidental-cellar\/#easy-footnote-bottom-2-17521' title='&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small;&quot;&gt;Well, three hundred and forty-one, &lt;em&gt;now&lt;\/em&gt;.&lt;\/span&gt;'><sup>2<\/sup><\/a><\/span> for\u00a0an overall rate of one post every five or six days \u2014 which just shows you the nonsense you can bury under an average. In truth, my activity here has fluctuated wildly,\u00a0as has what you might call the mandate or mission. The initial\u00a0intent was for\u00a0<em>this<\/em> to be simply a backed-up and searchable version of the original, which itself was born about five years earlier <a href=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2004\/01\/07\/sam-adams-boston-lager\/\" target=\"_blank\">when I scribbled the first-ever entry<\/a> and transmogrified a\u00a0blank notebook into a\u00a0<em>Beer Diary<\/em>.<span id='easy-footnote-3-17521' class='easy-footnote-margin-adjust'><\/span><span class='easy-footnote'><a href='https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2015\/09\/28\/anniversary-accidental-cellar\/#easy-footnote-bottom-3-17521' title='&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small;&quot;&gt;Thanks, as always, to George for the gift that literally keeps on giving.&lt;\/span&gt;'><sup>3<\/sup><\/a><\/span>\u00a0On finally filling those pages and starting in on my second volume, <a href=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2010\/09\/06\/yeastie-boys-her-majesty-2010\/\" target=\"_blank\">five years and twenty-three days ago<\/a>, I wanted to scan and upload its predecessor for safekeeping \u2014 and on account of the fact that <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Hard_copy\" target=\"_blank\">you can&#8217;t grep dead trees<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>What started as &#8216;Afterthoughts&#8217; to that project <a href=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2011\/08\/30\/overdue-housekeeping\/\" target=\"_blank\">quickly took over<\/a>,<span id='easy-footnote-4-17521' class='easy-footnote-margin-adjust'><\/span><span class='easy-footnote'><a href='https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2015\/09\/28\/anniversary-accidental-cellar\/#easy-footnote-bottom-4-17521' title='&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small;&quot;&gt;My comrade Dylan is, after all, completely correct about &lt;a href=&quot;http:\/\/thebottleneck.net\/2015\/09\/16\/video-beer-review-1-hot-water-brewing-kauri-falls-pale-ale\/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;the relative futility of &amp;#8220;mere&amp;#8221; beer reviews \/ tasting notes&lt;\/a&gt;. I&amp;#8217;d only ever defend mine by citing the fact they started simply as a personal memory-aid rather than ever being designed for public consumption.&lt;\/span&gt;'><sup>4<\/sup><\/a><\/span> though the Diaries still exist, gathering notes and bearing witness to my primary impressions of a beer or festival or whatnot. The revised and broadened nature of, well,\u00a0<em>this thing<\/em>\u00a0slowly found an audience and even <a href=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2012\/08\/21\/an-acceptance-speech\/\" target=\"_blank\">picked up an award<\/a>. But with a shift in my &#8220;day job&#8221; (to an\u00a0<em>actual<\/em> day job), productivity here waned;\u00a0the switch in what energy was used up during the day and what was left to burn off saw my swimming and gardening increase and writing time decline.<span id='easy-footnote-5-17521' class='easy-footnote-margin-adjust'><\/span><span class='easy-footnote'><a href='https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2015\/09\/28\/anniversary-accidental-cellar\/#easy-footnote-bottom-5-17521' title='&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small;&quot;&gt;And if I&amp;#8217;m honest \u2014 or at least honest-enough to declare something tangentially in a footnote \u2014 the award actually did weird things to my confidence in the opposite direction of what these things are supposed to do. Because brains can be jerks sometimes, I guess. On the flipside, but sometimes contributing to the same result, is the fact that writing was often ranting which was in turn often stress release. And the me of now is a considerably happily chap than the me of five (or ten) years ago. Which is, of course, excellent news.&lt;\/span&gt;'><sup>5<\/sup><\/a><\/span> I&#8217;m still attempting to rebalance all that again, with mixed success.<\/p>\n<p>But anyway, I was put in mind of all of this \u2014 <em>i.e.<\/em>, these five years and the utterly marvellous and\/or baffling beers and occurrences and best-of-all\u00a0<em>people<\/em> that have been bound up therein \u2014 by (of all things) a spot of spring cleaning a few days ago. In the kitchen cupboards at home\u00a0was an unexpected trove of bottles that spanned such a swathe of time that I idly wondered if\u00a0it covered the entirety of this thing&#8217;s existence and so had to look up the dates. And lo, here we are. And yes, they do. The <em>Beer Diary<\/em> started its life<span id='easy-footnote-6-17521' class='easy-footnote-margin-adjust'><\/span><span class='easy-footnote'><a href='https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2015\/09\/28\/anniversary-accidental-cellar\/#easy-footnote-bottom-6-17521' title='&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small;&quot;&gt;Or\u00a0&lt;em&gt;their lives&lt;\/em&gt;, given the many physical incarnations and the varying uses to which they&amp;#8217;ve been put here online.&lt;\/span&gt;'><sup>6<\/sup><\/a><\/span> as a memory aid. Fitting, then, that a steady accumulation of forgotten things would furnish an excuse to think back, try to remember how\u00a0these nearly-three-dozen bottles came to comprise my stash \u2014 and ponder what to do with them.\u00a0Because some beers really do age spectacularly gracefully and <a href=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2015\/08\/31\/chimay-grand-reserve\/\" target=\"_blank\">can sublimely cap off an occasion<\/a>. Others, of course, do not. Time, then, for a census of my accidental cellar, to see what it says about the last few years.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_17543\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-17543\" style=\"width: 1000px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Assembled.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox[17521]\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"17543\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2015\/09\/28\/anniversary-accidental-cellar\/accidental-cellar-assembled\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Assembled.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1000,400\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;Phil Cook&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;Canon PowerShot G16&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1442972483&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;Creative Commons\\nAttribution-NonCommercial 3.0 NZ&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;6.955&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;80&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.5&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Accidentals, assemble!&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Assembled-300x120.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Assembled.jpg\" class=\"size-full wp-image-17543\" src=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Assembled.jpg\" alt=\"Unintentional stash (My house, 23 September 2015)\" width=\"1000\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Assembled.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Assembled-300x120.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-17543\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Accidentals, assemble!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h3>\u2014\u00a0Evidence that I am an absent-minded fool:<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Garage Project Pernicious Weed<\/strong>\u00a0(best before 2 Feb 2014) and, um, <strong>[Something Unlabeled]<\/strong>.\u00a0If Rule #1 of cellaring is that &#8216;light-bodied hoppy things don&#8217;t typically improve&#8217;,<span id='easy-footnote-7-17521' class='easy-footnote-margin-adjust'><\/span><span class='easy-footnote'><a href='https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2015\/09\/28\/anniversary-accidental-cellar\/#easy-footnote-bottom-7-17521' title='&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small;&quot;&gt;And while &amp;#8220;improve&amp;#8221; is always going to subjective, this might well be a good start.&lt;\/span&gt;'><sup>7<\/sup><\/a><\/span> Rule #0 should be No Anonymous Bottles. \u00a0These are doubtless staffies from my time at the Garage, and the latter\u00a0could be basically\u00a0<em>anything<\/em> and the former\u00a0would&#8217;ve been brewed two years ago and has gone chunky. I&#8217;ll\u00a0still try it, though&#8230;<\/li>\n<li><strong>Wild Buck<\/strong> (best before June 2015). Boundary Road&#8217;s answer to Tui, and something they dress up in various drag so their tied pubs can pretend to have their own unique beers. A bland and caramelly brown lager which I got so I could ramble about origin-fudging and\/or the weirdness that is New Zealand Draught. The\u00a0<em>beer<\/em> will hardly suffer from being a few months past date; I&#8217;m more grumpy about the dozens of unfinished drafts I have on here.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Emerson&#8217;s Pilsner<\/strong> (best before May 2015). Probably from a the prize pack after my team&#8217;s surprise win in last year&#8217;s Beer Options blind-tasting competition, which was <em>excellent<\/em> fun even if the prospect of defending our title terrifies me. A few of its siblings also seem to be in the cupboard, and probably belong there, but why save the pilsner?<span id='easy-footnote-8-17521' class='easy-footnote-margin-adjust'><\/span><span class='easy-footnote'><a href='https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2015\/09\/28\/anniversary-accidental-cellar\/#easy-footnote-bottom-8-17521' title='&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small;&quot;&gt;That said, I did drink it while writing up these notes. And it didn&amp;#8217;t seem too much the worse for age. Which either shows that best-before dates are quite conservative, or that my palate isn&amp;#8217;t great.&lt;\/span&gt;'><sup>8<\/sup><\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li><strong>Mussel Inn &#8216;Monkey Puzzle&#8217;<\/strong> (bottled June 2013). From a thank-you parcel the Brewers&#8217; Guild gave me for helping judge the 2013 Beer Writer award,<span id='easy-footnote-9-17521' class='easy-footnote-margin-adjust'><\/span><span class='easy-footnote'><a href='https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2015\/09\/28\/anniversary-accidental-cellar\/#easy-footnote-bottom-9-17521' title='&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small;&quot;&gt;Which also included a possibly-sarcastic bottle of something from Crafty Beggars (i.e., Lion), which wound up &lt;a href=&quot;http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2013\/11\/23\/everything-in-its-right-place\/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;providing an excellent lesson in context&lt;\/a&gt;.&lt;\/span&gt;'><sup>9<\/sup><\/a><\/span> and which specifically asks on the label to be had fresh. Sorry.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Green Flash &#8216;Palate Wrecker&#8217;<\/strong> (imported April 2013). Bought for <a href=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2013\/07\/12\/beer-diary-podcast-s03e03\/\" target=\"_blank\">a podcast two years ago<\/a>, then promptly not included in the next episode. That said, I&#8217;m not usually a fan of superbig IPA. So I <em>might<\/em> have done myself a favour by breaking Rule #1. But probably not.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div style=\"float: left; padding: 0px 15px 0px 15px;\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_17550\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-17550\" style=\"width: 150px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Weed-BB.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox[17521]\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"17550\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2015\/09\/28\/anniversary-accidental-cellar\/accidental-cellar-weed-bb\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Weed-BB.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"800,800\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;Phil Cook&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;Canon PowerShot G16&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1442971110&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;Creative Commons\\nAttribution-NonCommercial 3.0 NZ&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;7.294&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;80&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.5&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Prehistoric Weed&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Weed-BB-300x300.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Weed-BB.jpg\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-17550\" src=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Weed-BB-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"Pernicious Weed in my cellar (My house, 23 September 2015)\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Weed-BB-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Weed-BB-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Weed-BB.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-17550\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Prehistoric Weed<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"float: left; padding: 0px 15px 0px 15px;\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_17551\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-17551\" style=\"width: 150px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Monkey-Puzzle.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox[17521]\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"17551\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2015\/09\/28\/anniversary-accidental-cellar\/accidental-cellar-monkey-puzzle\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Monkey-Puzzle.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"800,800\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;Phil Cook&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;Canon PowerShot G16&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1442971850&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;Creative Commons\\nAttribution-NonCommercial 3.0 NZ&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;6.955&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;80&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.25&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Apparently, I must&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Monkey-Puzzle-300x300.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Monkey-Puzzle.jpg\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-17551\" src=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Monkey-Puzzle-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"Monkey Puzzle in my cellar (My house, 23 September 2015)\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Monkey-Puzzle-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Monkey-Puzzle-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Monkey-Puzzle.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-17551\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Apparently, I must<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"float: left; padding: 0px 15px 0px 15px;\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_17552\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-17552\" style=\"width: 150px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Westmalle.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox[17521]\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"17552\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2015\/09\/28\/anniversary-accidental-cellar\/accidental-cellar-westmalle\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Westmalle.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"800,800\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;Phil Cook&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;Canon PowerShot G16&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1442970473&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;Creative Commons\\nAttribution-NonCommercial 3.0 NZ&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;7.904&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;80&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.3&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Hopefully auspicious&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Westmalle-300x300.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Westmalle.jpg\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-17552\" src=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Westmalle-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"Westmalle Tripel in my cellar (My house, 23 September 2015)\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Westmalle-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Westmalle-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Westmalle.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-17552\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Hopefully auspicious<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<h3>\u2014 Largely inconclusive evidence:<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Gigantic Pipewrench<\/strong> (imported April 2015).\u00a0Bought after enjoying a taster, well, <em>somewhere<\/em><span id='easy-footnote-10-17521' class='easy-footnote-margin-adjust'><\/span><span class='easy-footnote'><a href='https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2015\/09\/28\/anniversary-accidental-cellar\/#easy-footnote-bottom-10-17521' title='&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small;&quot;&gt;I should take better notes.&lt;\/span&gt;'><sup>10<\/sup><\/a><\/span> and with the intention of having a ramble about Boilermakers and gin. Which I&#8217;ve yet to do, but there&#8217;s still time.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Hargreaves Hill Stout<\/strong> (age unclear, though the label doesn&#8217;t match their current website). This one rings no bells. Its origins in my cupboards are a mystery, and at around 6% it&#8217;s only a fifty-fifty shot for graceful ageing.<\/li>\n<li><strong>BrewDog &#8216;Bitch Please&#8217;<\/strong> (brewed 2010, best before March 2016). I had a fresh bottle of this in my Malthouse days, and\u00a0<em>hated<\/em> it. I might as well have it\u00a0<em>on<\/em> its official expiry date and see\u00a0if it&#8217;s turned into something I&#8217;ll like \u2014 if they don&#8217;t pseudo-punk their way onto the Boycott List, meanwhile.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Chimay &#8216;Cinq Cents&#8217;<\/strong> (best before 2008) and <strong>Westmalle Tripel<\/strong> (bottled on my birthday in 2011). Two big Trappist tripels which are now seriously getting on in years and\u00a0<em>probably<\/em> fine, even though they aren&#8217;t of the darker variety that usually hang out in cellars. Maybe for Christmas \/ New Year? Hopefully they&#8217;ll\u00a0make for relatively summery occasion-toasting.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Garage Project Summer Sommer<\/strong> (best before Aug 2015) and <strong>N&#8217;ice Chouffe<\/strong> (best before Sept 2015). Officially past date, but not by much and not the kinds of thing that&#8217;d seem worryingly fragile. To drink this Christmas for sure, since it&#8217;d be on-theme for each.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Moa Rum Barrel Quad<\/strong> (2012 vintage). I probably bought this shortly before their IPO \u2014 <a href=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2012\/10\/13\/the-moa-ipo\/\" target=\"_blank\">my rant on which<\/a> is this site&#8217;s most enduringly-popular post for people to visit, apparently \u2014 and their inclusion on (<em>i.e.<\/em>, the creation of) my (mercifully-short) Boycott List. I guess I&#8217;ll have it when a) they finally front up to their past grossnesses, or b) their share price terminally\u00a0tanks and they&#8217;re wound up.\u00a0Here, I&#8217;m fairly certain the beer itself will be great. The question is just whether I ever get to drink it.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>\u2014\u00a0Evidence that I am (if only subconsciously) very generous indeed to my future self:<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Emerson&#8217;s &#8216;Deafinition&#8217; Imperial Porter &amp; Barleywine<\/strong> (2012 vintage) plus\u00a0<strong>Taieri George &amp;\u00a0&#8216;JP&#8217; Saison x 2<\/strong>\u00a0(2014 vintage). The &#8216;Deafinition&#8217; beers (big 750ml cork-and-cage affairs) date from around the Lion purchase, <a href=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2013\/02\/28\/the-lost-podcast-archive-part-ii\/\" target=\"_blank\">about which I was hugely skeptical<\/a> but am now rather upbeat. If only all buyouts went similarly; I think I&#8217;ll have one on its upcoming third anniversary.\u00a0The latter two varieties were likely with the aforementioned Pilsner but much more-promising candidates for a year or two tucked away. So at least they outnumbered that minor mistake. Richard Emerson himself is one of the genuine\u00a0heroes of the local beer business, and a Grade-A good-beer evangelist. It&#8217;s been an absolute delight to have had a few occasions to spend time in his company.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Yeastie Boys &#8216;His Majesty&#8217; 2014, &#8216;Rex Attitude&#8217; and &#8216;Red Rackham&#8217;<\/strong> (both best before late 2012),<span id='easy-footnote-11-17521' class='easy-footnote-margin-adjust'><\/span><span class='easy-footnote'><a href='https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2015\/09\/28\/anniversary-accidental-cellar\/#easy-footnote-bottom-11-17521' title='&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small;&quot;&gt;The latter of which was a one-off mutant batch \u2014 perhaps pitched with the wrong yeast \u2014 of &lt;a href=&quot;http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2011\/04\/05\/yeastie-boys-hud-a-wa-strong\/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Hud-a-wa&amp;#8217;&lt;\/a&gt;, if memory serves.&lt;\/span&gt;'><sup>11<\/sup><\/a><\/span> and <strong>&#8216;xeRRex&#8217;<\/strong> (from &#8220;Lot 1&#8221;). And so speaking of mensches in our midst, Stu McKinlay of Yeastie Boys was a key early booster of this project, became a Friend Of The Show, and is much missed since <a href=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2015\/04\/06\/farewell-stu\/\" target=\"_blank\">his relocation to the UK<\/a>. Nice, though, to have some absolute classics with which to toast future successes and milestones in line with Stu&#8217;s &#8220;fresh is not best&#8221; mantra.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Garage Project &#8216;Triple Day Of The Dead&#8217;<\/strong> (bottled Oct 2014) and <strong>Umami Monster<\/strong> (unlabeled, but brewed for GABS in May 2014). Day of the Dead is my enduring favourite GP beer, and this was the first of their <a href=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2015\/08\/02\/beer-diary-podcast-s05e01\/\" target=\"_blank\">generous parting-gift allowance to me<\/a>. November 1 is the obvious occasion to drink it, but I might skip <em>this<\/em> year and wait a few. My bottle of Umami Monster was an unlabelled staffie but I threw a handwritten neck-tag around it, perhaps embarrassed by the utterly anonymous one mentioned above. George has called dibs on sharing this one in an upcoming podcast, and since he\u00a0<em>invented<\/em> the Beer Diary Podcast and without him there&#8217;d be no actual Beer Diary anyhow, he can out-dibs almost anyone. I&#8217;m keen to re-try it; when it was fresh it certainly freaked me out and broadened my horizons much like \u2014 CLUNKY METAPHOR ALERT \u2014 working in the brewery itself did. My massive thanks to Pete &amp; Jos (<em>et.<\/em>, increasingly, <em>al.<\/em>) for three excellent years.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Bridge Road Aurora Borealis II<\/strong> (brewed sometime in 2013). Em can out-dibs <em>anyone<\/em>, and she is the single bestest difference between 2015 and 2010 \u2014 at least from where I&#8217;m sitting and if you ask me. Her I and shared a bottle of the original Aurora Borealis on an excellent holiday nearly three years ago, so perhaps we should have this on the anniversary of that. Or whenever else she likes, naturally.<\/li>\n<li><strong>2 Brothers &#8216;Guvnor&#8217; and &#8216;Voodoo&#8217;<\/strong> (best before &#8220;Never! Cellar It.&#8221; and &#8220;Your twilight years&#8221;, respectively, which is at least funny if not actually helpful). Fellow blogger Luke Robertson gave me these last year, and since we&#8217;ve had such fun doing a few &#8216;crossover&#8217; podcast episodes,<span id='easy-footnote-12-17521' class='easy-footnote-margin-adjust'><\/span><span class='easy-footnote'><a href='https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2015\/09\/28\/anniversary-accidental-cellar\/#easy-footnote-bottom-12-17521' title='&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2015\/08\/14\/beervana-2014-podcasts\/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Here&amp;#8217;s him on our show last year&lt;\/a&gt;, and &lt;a href=&quot;http:\/\/aleofatime.com\/2015\/08\/24\/podcast-sode-41-beervana-with-phil-and-george\/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;here&amp;#8217;s us on his this year&lt;\/a&gt;.&lt;\/span&gt;'><sup>12<\/sup><\/a><\/span> I should save them to\u00a0share on our\u00a0<em>next<\/em>, and perhaps throw in the <strong>Green Flash Rayon Vert<\/strong> (imported Oct 2013) I have as well\u00a0\u2014 if memory serves it&#8217;s been retired from production, but this bottle should be ticking along nicely thanks to its little colony of\u00a0<em>Brettanomyces<\/em>, the slow-acting funk-ifier and kindred microbe\u00a0of procrastinators everywhere.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Fuller&#8217;s Vintage Ale<\/strong><strong> 2008<\/strong> and\u00a0<strong>Renaissance &#8216;Tribute&#8217; 2011<\/strong> both specifically encourage, via their labels, some time set aside and so will probably be perfectly happy waiting for an occasion for either (or both) to present itself. But neither goes as\u00a0far as the <b>De Molen Hemel &amp; Aarde<\/b> (brewed 2009) which boldly boasts it &#8220;will be good for 25 years&#8221;. Perhaps we&#8217;ll see about\u00a0<em>that<\/em>. This bottle was a gift from my old friend Amelia,<span id='easy-footnote-13-17521' class='easy-footnote-margin-adjust'><\/span><span class='easy-footnote'><a href='https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2015\/09\/28\/anniversary-accidental-cellar\/#easy-footnote-bottom-13-17521' title='&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small;&quot;&gt;Who, not incidentally, was the one who brought me my second\u00a0&lt;em&gt;Beer Diary&lt;\/em&gt;, and so &lt;a href=&quot;http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2008\/11\/25\/three-boys-golden-ale\/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;also helped precipitate this thing&lt;\/a&gt;.&lt;\/span&gt;'><sup>13<\/sup><\/a><\/span> who nabbed it on seeing a blurb comparing it to the Russian Caravan tea of which I am so fond.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Harviestoun &#8216;Ola Dubh&#8217; 12<\/strong> (bottled July 2011). A stout aged in the barrels of my much-loved Highland Park whisky. Just the thing for me to stash in the cupboard. Although, technically, this one doesn&#8217;t belong on the list\u00a0anymore \u2014 because I drank it on Saturday, to mark the official anniversary. And it was\u00a0<em>splendid<\/em>.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>All this <em>began<\/em> from a poorly functioning memory, so discovering a small army of accumulated reminders and treats was a real delight.\u00a0Ten-plus years of note-taking, and five of rambling online, have both breezed by and also managed to fill themselves with a richness and deep diversity and a motley cast of excellent people. My profound thanks to all of you who have, in your many different ways, made beer\u00a0\u2014\u00a0an already-wonderful thing\u00a0\u2014\u00a0even better.<\/p>\n<div style=\"float: left; padding: 0px 15px 0px 15px;\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_17581\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-17581\" style=\"width: 150px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Deafinition.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox[17521]\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"17581\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2015\/09\/28\/anniversary-accidental-cellar\/accidental-cellar-deafinition\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Deafinition.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"800,800\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;Phil Cook&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;Canon PowerShot G16&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1442970284&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;Creative Commons\\nAttribution-NonCommercial 3.0 NZ&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;13.18&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;80&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;1&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Enjoy later&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Deafinition-300x300.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Deafinition.jpg\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-17581\" src=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Deafinition-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"Emerson's 'Deafinition' Barleywine (in my cellar, 23 September 2015)\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Deafinition-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Deafinition-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Deafinition.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-17581\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Enjoy later<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"float: left; padding: 0px 15px 0px 15px;\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_17582\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-17582\" style=\"width: 150px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Red-Rackham.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox[17521]\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"17582\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2015\/09\/28\/anniversary-accidental-cellar\/accidental-cellar-red-rackham\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Red-Rackham.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"800,800\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;Phil Cook&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;Canon PowerShot G16&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1442969881&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;Creative Commons\\nAttribution-NonCommercial 3.0 NZ&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;9.11&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;80&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.5&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Beery treasure&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Red-Rackham-300x300.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Red-Rackham.jpg\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-17582\" src=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Red-Rackham-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"Yeastie Boy's 'Red Rackham' (in my cellar, 23 September 2015)\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Red-Rackham-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Red-Rackham-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Red-Rackham.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-17582\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Beery treasure<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"float: left; padding: 0px 15px 0px 15px;\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_17583\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-17583\" style=\"width: 150px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Umami.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox[17521]\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"17583\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2015\/09\/28\/anniversary-accidental-cellar\/accidental-cellar-umami\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Umami.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"800,800\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;Phil Cook&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;Canon PowerShot G16&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1442970719&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;Creative Commons\\nAttribution-NonCommercial 3.0 NZ&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;6.1&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;80&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.2&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Non-anonymous&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Umami-300x300.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Umami.jpg\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-17583\" src=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Umami-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"Garage Project 'Umami Monster' (in my cellar, 23 September 2015)\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Umami-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Umami-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Umami.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-17583\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Non-anonymous<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"float: left; padding: 0px 15px 0px 15px;\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_17584\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-17584\" style=\"width: 150px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-2-Brothers.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox[17521]\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"17584\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2015\/09\/28\/anniversary-accidental-cellar\/accidental-cellar-2-brothers\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-2-Brothers.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"800,800\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;Phil Cook&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;Canon PowerShot G16&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1442971458&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;Creative Commons\\nAttribution-NonCommercial 3.0 NZ&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;6.1&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;80&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.25&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Best best befores&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-2-Brothers-300x300.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-2-Brothers.jpg\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-17584\" src=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-2-Brothers-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"2 Brothers 'Guvnor' and 'Voodoo' (in my cellar, 23 September 2015)\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-2-Brothers-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-2-Brothers-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-2-Brothers.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-17584\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Best best befores<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"float: left; padding: 0px 15px 0px 15px;\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_17585\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-17585\" style=\"width: 150px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Hemel-Aarde.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox[17521]\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"17585\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2015\/09\/28\/anniversary-accidental-cellar\/accidental-cellar-hemel-aarde\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Hemel-Aarde.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"800,800\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;Phil Cook&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;Canon PowerShot G16&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1442972188&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;Creative Commons\\nAttribution-NonCommercial 3.0 NZ&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;6.1&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;80&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.25&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Accidental cellar &amp;#8211; Hemel Aarde\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;24% complete&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Hemel-Aarde-300x300.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Hemel-Aarde.jpg\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-17585\" src=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Hemel-Aarde-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"De Molen 'Hemel &amp; Aarde' (in my cellar, 23 September 2015)\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Hemel-Aarde-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Hemel-Aarde-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Accidental-cellar-Hemel-Aarde.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-17585\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">24% complete<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"float: left; padding: 0px 15px 0px 15px;\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_17586\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-17586\" style=\"width: 150px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Harviestoun-Ola-Dubh-12.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox[17521]\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"17586\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2015\/09\/28\/anniversary-accidental-cellar\/harviestoun-ola-dubh-12\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Harviestoun-Ola-Dubh-12.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1000,1000\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;4&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;Phil Cook&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;Canon PowerShot G16&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1443293079&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;Creative Commons\\nAttribution-NonCommercial 3.0 NZ&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;8.905&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;80&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;1.6&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Census breaker&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Harviestoun-Ola-Dubh-12-300x300.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Harviestoun-Ola-Dubh-12.jpg\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-17586\" src=\"http:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Harviestoun-Ola-Dubh-12-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"Harviestoun 'Ola Dubh' 12 (Golding's Free Dive, 26 September 2015)\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Harviestoun-Ola-Dubh-12-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Harviestoun-Ola-Dubh-12-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Harviestoun-Ola-Dubh-12.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-17586\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Census breaker<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<h3><\/h3>\n<hr \/>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The weekend was the fifth anniversary of, well,\u00a0this thing. It was Sunday\u00a0the 26th of September, 2010, when I first hit the &#8216;Publish&#8217; button on anything here. I&#8217;ve since done so three hundred and forty times, for\u00a0an overall rate of one post every five or six days \u2014 which just shows you the nonsense you can &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2015\/09\/28\/anniversary-accidental-cellar\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">An anniversary \u2014 and an accidental cellar<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[35],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17521","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-meta"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":17892,"url":"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2016\/04\/22\/reinheitsgebot\/","url_meta":{"origin":17521,"position":0},"title":"Reinheitsgebot&#8217;s last birthday","author":"Phil","date":"April 22, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"Here's my contribution to the teetering pile of Reinheitsgebot-related reckons that are surfacing around the thing's putative 500th birthday \u2015 which is being celebrated despite the old law no longer being in force, the new law not being so old (obviously) nor so simple, and the whole thing being colossally\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Rambles and rants&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Rambles and rants","link":"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/category\/blahblah\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"Screenshot from www.deutschesbier.com, a marketing effort from the Radeberger Gruppe","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Radeberger-ad.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Radeberger-ad.jpg?resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Radeberger-ad.jpg?resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Radeberger-ad.jpg?resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Radeberger-ad.jpg?resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":26733,"url":"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2025\/04\/10\/human-robot-twice\/","url_meta":{"origin":17521,"position":1},"title":"Human Robot \u2014 twice, during forty-eight hours in Philadelphia","author":"Phil","date":"April 10, 2025","format":false,"excerpt":"I've honestly forgotten how I first heard of Human Robot. It might've been one of those rare cases of Instagram, like the proverbial stopped clock, recommending something I genuinely was interested in. I love their whole vibe \u2014 the name, the lager focus, the aesthetic \u2014 but didn't actually remember\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Actual Diary entries&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Actual Diary entries","link":"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/category\/diary\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"The beer list at Human Robot in Philadelphia; black magnetic letters on a white tile wall, the beers are overwhelmingly lagers","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Human-Robot-list-300x300.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Human-Robot-list-300x300.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Human-Robot-list-300x300.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Human-Robot-list-300x300.jpg?resize=700%2C400&ssl=1 2x"},"classes":[]},{"id":19331,"url":"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2017\/10\/11\/medals-and-math\/","url_meta":{"origin":17521,"position":2},"title":"Medals and math \u2014 batting averages at the beer awards","author":"Phil","date":"October 11, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"The latest round of the Brewers Guild of New Zealand Awards were announced this weekend and this year they've given us\u00a0more data than usual to play with. For the first time, the Guild has released information on what was\u00a0entered, as opposed to just telling us who\u00a0won, and I couldn't be\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Beer awards&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Beer awards","link":"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/category\/beer-awards\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"Mural detail (Garage Project, 10 October 2017)","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Garage-Project-mural-detail-fixed.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Garage-Project-mural-detail-fixed.jpg?resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Garage-Project-mural-detail-fixed.jpg?resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Garage-Project-mural-detail-fixed.jpg?resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Garage-Project-mural-detail-fixed.jpg?resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":17373,"url":"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/2015\/08\/31\/chimay-grand-reserve\/","url_meta":{"origin":17521,"position":3},"title":"The end of August, Michael Jackson, Chimay Grande R\u00e9serve, and me","author":"Phil","date":"August 31, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"On our roughly spherical planet, yesterday is still today for a good while into tomorrow. Which is convenient, given my topic. But then, whenever you're late to talk about an annual conjunction of timing, you're also just\u00a0really early. 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The frequency at which I've done so, since, has oscillated wildly \u2015 as have\u00a0my\u00a0reasons for doing so. \u00a0After burning out a bit at university, writing about beer was originally a distraction from \"more serious\" topics \u2015 but that only lasts\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Metablogging&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Metablogging","link":"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/category\/meta\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"Bucketlamps, etc. (Golding's Free Dive, early 2017)","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Goldings-things.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Goldings-things.jpg?resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Goldings-things.jpg?resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Goldings-things.jpg?resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-content\/uploads\/Goldings-things.jpg?resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17521","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17521"}],"version-history":[{"count":64,"href":"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17521\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17598,"href":"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17521\/revisions\/17598"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17521"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17521"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/philcook.net\/beerdiary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17521"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}